Why a hose holder was viewed 19 million times

Garden Dock · a personal note

In the spring, we posted a video of the wall of our house. A hose, a holder, thirty seconds. It was viewed seven million times. Our videos have now reached over 19 million views in total – for an item that nobody normally gives a second thought.

We have spent a long time thinking about why this is. The most honest explanation is probably the simplest: almost everyone knows that spot on the house wall where the hose hangs. And almost no one likes it.

The detail you only see once someone points it out

Terraces are planned down to the last detail. The tiles, the joints, the lighting, the planters. And then, right next to them, hangs a tangle of green plastic on a painted sheet-metal hook.

Nobody notices this as long as nobody points it out. That is exactly what happens in our videos – and that is why they work. Not because a hose holder is exciting, but because people think of their own house wall at that very moment.

What 139 euros makes a difference to in a hose holder

We know how the price comes across. In most people's minds, a hose holder is an item for fifteen to twenty-five euros. We realize that we are exceeding this threshold, and we believe that in that case, one should also explain why.

Material
2.5 mm solid V2A stainless steel – no coated sheet metal, no plastic cores
Weight
2.4 kg. You can feel it when you unpack it, before you even read anything
Capacity
Holds 20 meters of hose without warping
Edges
Rounded, so that the hose does not chafe on the support
Manufacturing
In small batches in Southern Germany
Design
Protected across Europe – an original design that is only available from Garden Dock
Connections
In a set made of brass, color-coordinated with the holder

These are not promises, but measurements. You can measure them yourself when the package arrives.

The calculation we made ourselves

Before we started, we had three holders from the hardware store. All three broke on us – one due to frost, two due to rust at the weld. This resulted in a calculation that everyone can understand for themselves:

A holder for €25, which lasts four years
so five over 20 years
€125
Unscrewing, re-drilling, and re-mounting five times
Garden Dock, Raw €139
Difference over 20 years €14

Whether a 25-euro holder actually lasts four years is something everyone has to judge for themselves. Ours didn't. The point of the calculation is not that we are cheaper – but that the difference over the years is smaller than it appears on the day of purchase.

What we do not promise

Honestly: for a garden where the hose lies in the corner anyway and doesn't bother anyone, our holder is too expensive. It is worth it if the wall it hangs on means something to you.

Three minutes, two screws

Hold it up, drill, screw it tight, hang the hose. There is no spring, no gear, no mechanism that could fail. This is the second reason why we insist on solid material: if it doesn't have anything that can break, it doesn't break.